Own a Piece of the Machine

A real computer is being built in South Africa.

Raising R20,000 · Symbolic shares only

You will not receive the computer.

You will not control the computer.

You will not get your money back.

You will, however, own a beautiful and completely useless percentage of it.

Most people own nothing and call it freedom. Here you can own a meaningless slice of something that actually exists.

0.1% of the Machine

R20

The smallest possible stake. Still counts.

Name to appear on the registry Email (required)

0.5% of the Machine

R100

A small, respectable stake.

Name to appear on the registry Email (required)

1% of the Machine

R200

The classic entry. Enough to say you own part of something real.

Name to appear on the registry Email (required)

2.5% of the Machine

R500

A more committed level of pointless ownership.

Name to appear on the registry Email (required)

5% of the Machine

R1000

Serious commitment to the absurd.

Name to appear on the registry Email (required)

Custom Amount

You decide

Name your own stake. Minimum R20.

Name to appear on the registry Email (required) Amount in Rands (minimum 20)

Payment Instructions

Make an EFT for using the details below.

Use this exact reference:

Bank: FNB

Account Holder: MRS ELIZABETH GRIFFITHS

Account Number: 4901155710273000

Branch Code: 250655

Reference:

After payment you can (optionally) email proof to:
deacongriffiths09@gmail.com

Once the payment is seen, your name will be added to the shareholder registry.

Shareholder Registry

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Important: These are novelty / artistic shares only. They confer no legal ownership, no rights to the physical hardware, no dividends, no voting power, and no control of any kind. This is an experiment in ownership for its own sake. Payment is voluntary and non-refundable. The total percentage sold may exceed 100%. That is part of the joke.